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Well Thor kids and relationships are written down very quick...Loki`s relationships/affairs/accidents...or whatever...ends up in a big tangle.
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4got10memory Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wasn't the rock in a passage that said something along the line that Loki was sexually insatiable and and mated with all manner of gods, humans, jotunn/giants, animals, rocks and trees
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KendrixTermina Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
I like how Loki's half hidden behind the paper XD
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thedragonqueen13 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Rock? Burned heart?Really? 0.o do i even wanna know?
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Ninoru Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student Filmographer
This is fantastic xD
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Raistisloki Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2013
*giggling*
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mewtata Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Was there really a rock?
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Rodlox Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013

this is terrific and great!

 

my thoughts:

 

!JARNSAXA!

 

(she doesn't get enough mentions anywhere, that I've noticed)

 

 

wait...a burned heart?

 

 

(be thankful you kids didn't ask to see Odin's family tree..."everyone but Billing's Daughter")   :)

 

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LordSerion Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
A rock???

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Did he pull a Seto Kaiba on it?
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Draconicat Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
It belatedly occurs to me to wonder whether anyone ever hit Loki up for child support.  Maybe THAT'S why he always seemed to be on the run....
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Draconicat Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
*cracks up*  Clearly, Loki is highly fertile!  Thor, not so much so, especially for a god....
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Tangentwolf2 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe......nice!
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Eriin84 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that looks VERY accurate :D
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Byakkohimesama Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahahaa!!! :rofl:
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Mikkeneko Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013
Ahahahaha, funny and SO TRUE!
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2013
Ich liebe Lokis Gesichtsausdruck, aber was hat es mit dem Stein auf sich? Ich hab diese Geschichte nirgends gefunden.
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little-kurai Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
es gibt ein buch in dem steht loki hätte liebesbeziehungen gehabt mit: dann kommt eine ewige aufzählung und zum schluss kommen pferd, stein, baum. seit dem suche ich auch... XD
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
...Unglaublich worauf diese Kelten so kommen.
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little-kurai Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
Ich habe es immer noch nicht gefunden, aber etwas anderes. Loki war nicht der erste mit einem Stein. Anscheint hat eine Kuh einer Riesin an einem Stein geleckt und der Stein (!) bekam einen Sohn namens Bör, der wiederum machte mit einer Riesentochter rum und zeugte Odin. *hust* 
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013
...also stammt Odin von einer Kuh ab?

Gott. Ich liebe Mythologie
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NjoyingNsanity Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013
Well lets see he has by Angrboda Hel, Fenrir and Jormungandr
By Sigyn Narvi and Vali
By Svaðilfari Loki was the mother of Sleipnir
By Glut he had Eisa and Einmyria
By eating Gulveig's heart he had the troll women or witches
In the Lokesenna Odin accuses him of having taken the form of a women for 8 years and having had children, also in the Lokesena Loki himself claims to have fathered a bastard child off on at least one of the other gods wives.

So at least 9 children, but there are certainly more although the exact number is not known, and that's not counting getting it on with any human women which the gods were known for doing.
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fay500 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013
what's this thing about being a women for eight years?
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Katzztar Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014

In the Lokesenna, the gods are at a dinner party that Loki wasn't invited to, so he crashes it. The gods say he wasn't invited because he has no manners, ect. Loki responed with listing all the present gods faults, from whom slept with whom to what goddess farts.

Odin responds by insulting Loki from saying he practices a woman's art (sorcery) and that he spent 8 years on midgaurd as a milkmaid having children.


The exact amount wasn't given nor who the father(s) were, just that Loki was in female form again and bearing children

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fay500 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
ok...odd.
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Katzztar Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
LOL Its Loki, he lured away a horse from builing Asgard's wall by changing into a mare ... and birthed Sleipnir as a result!
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Sakiko21 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Whats the story with the rock and plant?
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zzzzzzzo Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Two wives??!! Thor... you slut! D:<
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Savu0211 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
I don`t think he has them in the same time...but well by gods you never know and Sif has also another son with a frost giant...so...
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zzzzzzzo Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Haha I just meant that as a joke, what with Loki having kids with who-knows-how-many people, and I criticize Thor for doing the same with only 2 :D
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Savu0211 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
<-- Awww, idiot XD
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MadamPhoenixDiamond Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Wait, Loki screwed a rock? Totally missed that myth. Hope you do that one someday lol
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Jexxer Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
In all fairness, that was one sexy rock.
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Little-leopard Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Rock? O.o
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EnsieD Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Prrrretty much.
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littlewolfoffenris Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Artist
Rock XDDD

I love that!
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fanofyaoi Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Loki's so...popular...X)
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sierra5043 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Loki is so Smexy XD
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PaintedCricket Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I totally missed the myth with the rock. Which is that?
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Rodlox Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013
if you ever find out, please let me know!
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Kalaira Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Loki's family meetings must be hilarious xD
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indhi Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
lol! just the children, no wifes... or horses or rocks XDDD!
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saintixe56 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
The burnt heart comes from a witch ... or in Savu's canon from Freya (his version of the Bringsammen necklace) and why trolls exist. see

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saintixe56 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
You forgot Glut/Glod!

the only thing which makes sense at the end is the arrow pointing at Kids.

I really wonder how was the Rock to have made such a lasting impression on Loki and he should mention it and not Glut.

Rock of Ages looking for hot Rock-Chick???
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Savu0211 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
well maybe Glut is hiding behind woman a, b or c...XD
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Really? I thought Glut was actually Logi's wife. You know, the Fire Giant/Wild Fire.

Loki and Logi do get confused for each other often
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Savu0211 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
Glut is not Loki`s wife...Loki has several kids with other men`s wives for example Tyr´s wife has a child from him too. He has also an affair with Thor`s wife Sif according to the edda and that she has a son next to Thor`s daughter from a not stated frost giant: Ullr, who is in some parts as popular and mighty as Odin. Also a god of winter (an explaining for the seasons. When winter starts Ullr takes Odin`s place and bring frost and ice over the lands). Because he is similiar describes as Loki, "handsome, but rough and warlike" - modern terms think it could be also his son. But that is never stated in the edda. So it belongs just to free interpretion since all gods relationships change with their names too.
If you just starts with the very beginning where Odin, Vil and Ve create the world and both of them shares Frigg as their wife in the time Odin disappears, you get a headache when it is called that Ve and Vil are just other names for Lodur and Hoenir - and Lodur just another name for Loki...so according to that Loki would even have an affair with Frigga.

That both are confused with each other is true and it`s even not clear if both are not the same in origin like for example Frigga and Freyja and during the time two different characters developed. Unfortunately a lot of "Loki-saga" is unknown or unclear after christainazation where Loki becomes just "the devil".
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
thanks for clearing that up
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Savu0211 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2013
^^ I like myths....they are so...crazy XD
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DragonlordRynn Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2013
Indeed they are
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Lil-Cheetah Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
lmao. :XD:
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Potkanka Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013
Okay, this is just perfect! :rofl:
Come on, Loki, at least you have a big loving(?) family! :D
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